iiii
m Possum Trot to Kingdom Come" 1
W. Fleer
place recently that
le a sweet mor-
ending up in di-
to a recent issue
Do Kome Kourier. It
oltttle's third wedding
date was drawing
happened that Mr. I:)oo-
a traveling sales-
of self-clean-
had to be away
Wrote Mrs. Doolittle and
sorry he could not
and that he had
to pay traveling
he was sending
Which read:
order of Mrs. Mary
Thousand Kisses."
Mr. Doolittle arriv-
after several hand-
was sorry. I could not
. Present, but did send
for a thousand kisses".
"wasn't that funny?
IT WAS fun-
"I let the milk-
check". And the;
was bordering on
0f a divorce
family Persian
the mother of a lit-
and Bill's
decided to pro-
he had heard that
command a price.
kittens in a covered
Starts out. It so hap-
is handicapped
With a slight lisp. At
trouble began when
lady of the house
Some Tlttens". The
ti Understand him on
Is lisp and she said:
u say" and Uranlus
buy some Tit-
still could not un-
derstand him and called her sis- 1
tar. The Ester said, "Sonny, 'hat /
did you say" and Uranins again I
said "Wanna buy some Tlttens?" /
But the sister said: "Sonny, I
really don't know what. you want". 1
That really upset Uranius and he |
blurted out: "I said, you wanna
buy some dod-dam Tats? can you
understand THAT?
The man was about to be elec-
trocuted and he phoned his lawyer
"They are •bout to me in the
electric chair - you are my lawyer-
what do I do now? The lawyer
calmly replied: "'Don't sit down".
Shortly after the new railroad,
the punxsutawney, Griddleburg
and Hellwestern, came through
Kingdom Come, the new innova-
tion of the post office department
for trains to pick up mail on the
run and thus save time, was es-
tablished. Bud Hendrix. the merch-
ant was anxious to see how it
worked and so, after several ex-
cuses tO Mrs. Hendrix why he had
to make a trip to Hicksville, Bud
boarded the 7:10 Flyer. After the
train got under full steam old Bud,
who was a long-necked man, stuck
his head out of the window as
the train passed through Priddy-
ville and Io, and behold, darned if
he didn't find two mail bags hang-
lng around his scrawney neck.
Jeb Wiseacre (whose real name
was Jabez) and his wife Medina
had for years been incompat,ble
Medina said. after a long silence, i
"Jabez, why can't we pull together
like these two mules". Jeb looked
up, disgusted like and said: "We
could, if we had only ONE tongue
between us".
One summer a baseball team
was organized at Kingdom Come
and they essayed to play another
team from Milltown. Both were
colored teams and as before stated
there was great rivairy between
the two communities. A neutral
umpire had been engaged, who
was a wee small negro, wlile the
man at bat was a large 250 pound-
I er. At the first pitch the tanps said
"strike one", when the next ball
came over he said "two" and the
big batter looked up at the small
umps and said gruffly, "two what"
and the arbiter discreetly said
"Too LOW".
"Could I try on that dress in
the window" asked the sweet
young thing. 'Tm sorry," said the
clerk, "you will have to go to the
fitting room".
An old friend asked Bud Hendrix
oke day, "How is your son Sleepy
making it in college? Bud's re-
ply was: "He isn't. I'm making it
and he is spending it".
A business opportunist is a lel-
low who, believing the World is
going to the dogs starts another
dog food factory.
Four-Service Man
it seemed they never could agree
on anything. :One particular morn- @IIICAGO i@.- Conrad Maelich,
inn they had the usual heated argu- 30, joined the Marines, making it
meat b<mt a trivial matter. Later I his fourth branch of the Armed
they started from Possum Trot to[ Services.
Kingdom Come for the weekly At 17, he joined the Coast Guard.
shopping for supplies. Jeb had t After four years, he Joined the
flne team of mules and as they lNavy. Serving two years, he then
were pulling steadily up Spellers enlisted in the Air Force. He was
school house hill, in an even gait, discharged a year ago.
"Thank You, Mr. President"
D
GA THEATER
10.11
|ke Signal
bone Andrews
kn., June 12-13
stmas
€layey
Yechaieular
0nly, June 14
let the pre
ef one
: Kid
IeY - Robert StvB
Wed. and Thurs.
June 15 and 16
Conquest of Space
Technicelor
Friday and Sa.
June 17 and 18
Run For Cover
Jmmm Cqy
Tues., Wed., Thurs. & Fd.
$I.00 Per ۥrkad
Five business executives, doubling as campaign leaders for United
Cerebral Palsy, thank President Dwight D. Elsenhower for all he has
done to help the nation's Cerebral Palsied. The five leaders, who are
now working hard to help'make UCP's orive for $10 million a success,
presented the President with a scroll for "his humanitarian service to,
and inspiring support of America's Cerebral Palsied." They are (left
to right) Jack Hausman, President; William Clay Ford, 1954 Cam-
aign Chairman; Leonard H. Goldenson, Board Chairmn; Roger S.
irestone, 1955 Campaign Chairman, and Joseph A. Martino, New
York City Campaign Chairman.
Gray Day
NORFOLK, Va. (-- W. R. Gray
became ill at Ocracoke, N. C.
lq, adiom an Arthur D. Gray took a
message reporting it at C o a s t
Guard Headquarters here. He
handed it to the duty of2icer,
Chief Boatswain Cyrus Gray• A
few minutes later a helicopter
headed for isolated Ocracoke - pi-
loted by Lt. Comdr. W. C. Gray.
The Grays are no related.
Lake Drive In Theatre
Thurs. and Frl.
June 16 and 17
River of No Return
Robert Mitchum - Morilyn Manroa
Cinemascope
Sot. Only, June 18
Border River
Jael MoRea - Yvonne De Carlo
Technicolor
Plus
The Raging Tide
Shelly Winters - Richard Conic
Tues.-Wed.-Thurs. & FrL
$1.OO Par Car Load
Sun. and Men.
June 12 and 13
Beneath the 12 Mile
Reef
Robert Wagoner - Terry Mre
Technicolor
Plus
Yukon Vengeance
Kirby Grant
Tues. and Wed.
June 14 and 15
Tanganyika
Van Heflin Ruth Rome•
Techniooler
Merchant's "Jackpot" Giveaway Program
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HELENA -- Kmg Gustaf VI
Adolf ol Sweden has appoint-
ed Montana Coy. J. Hugo Arch-
son representative of the Grand
Masonic Lodge of Sweden o the
Mon.tana Grand Lodge. The king's
appointment letter was in Swedish
and it was accomp{ied by an Eng-
lish tr, nsltion. However. Mon-
fan's Swedish-born governor could
read be original.
Guardsmen To
Enter Camp On
Sunday, June 18
Some eighty fve hmdred Ten-
nessee National Guardsmen board
trains and trucks this Saturday to
begin the largest single troop
movement in state guard history.
The record number of Tennes-
scans from every walk of life
turn full-time soldier this week-end
as they start smnmer training
camp at Camp Stewart, Georgia.
For thousands of them, this will
be a new experience.
This is the first time in the his-
tory of the state that Tennessee
has had a National Guard division
of its own, according to State Adj.
Gem Joe W. Henry, Jr., and it
is also the first time the Tennes-
see National Guard has operated
as an armored unit. The Volunteer
state has one of only five tank
guard divisions in the nation.
This year, as the civilian-soldiers
begin tank training, the emphasis
will be on basic training, accord-
ing to Lt. Colonel James D. Parks,
Assistant Chief of Staff, 0-3 (Plan.
nine and supervision of all train-
ing.)
Fifteen troop trams will leave
from Johnson City and Memphis I
and points in between at midnight]
Saturday and are scheduled to ar- l
rive at Camp Stewart Sundy aft-
erno0n, June 12.
In addition, four truck convoys
will also leave from Nashville,
Chattanooga, Mar.wille, and John-
son City, Saturday.
Lt. Co].. Parks says the division
will take with it at least 20 M41
tanks, which is a light tank mount.
inn a 76 mm gun, popularly known
as the Walker Bulldog. Additional
heavier tanks, the M 47 Patton.
will be available for training at
THE bH[WS DEMOCRAT, Fd., June 10, 19SO Page Y
GOOD EATING-Man Style!
Whenever or wherever men folk get together, this is the
way they like to eat. Serve them this big help-yourself
tray of cheese.. Cheddar, Swiss, Provolone, Gouda,
Brick and Blue Cheese. Stock up on everal delicious
cheeses at your food store soon.
Stewart. There will be 88 Pattonsl quartermaster , and medical There
at Stewart for the 30th Armored's I will also be an artillery headquar,
use. They mount the 90 mm gun. leers group, a trains headquarters,
Artillery pieces such as the M47]
self propelled 105 mm howitzer I the famous 30th Armored Division
will be shipped to Stewart, and the band and three separate compan-
Tennesseans will also get training I ies. Advance detachment leave
with the twin 40 mm anti-aircraft Wednesday and Thursday to pre-
weapon, pare for the arrival of the eighty
Eighteen battalions take to the
trains Saturday, including four five hundred Guardsmen.
battalions, four armored infantry, The division is commanded by
five artillery, one each of engln- Major General Paul H. Jordan of
eering, reconnaissance, ordnance, Chattanooga.
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